A Solitary Traveler
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Hilarious.
Everything Rihanna Says in ‘Battleship’
- “What’s wrong with you drama queen?
- “Get up princess! Come on!”
- “Typical”
- “Shut up. Shut up.”
- “Oh, this gon’ be sweet. He hates the man.”
- “You go mess with him and see what happens!”
- “Chicken!”
- “Kentucky Fried Chicken!”
- “You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.”
- “Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?”
- “Nothing, sir.”
- “If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.”
- “I got something sir, on my camera.”
- “I don’t know.”
- “Is this some kind of exercise?”
- “You ever seen anything like this?”
- “Weird, man.”
- “Real bad idea, Lieutenant.”
- “Lieutenant, get up.”
- “Lieutenant.”
- “Come on, you with me?”
- “Come on, squared away?”
- “What the hell is that?”
- “Ahhhhhhh!”
- “Ahhhhhhh!”
- “What happened?”
- “What?”
- “Who’s in charge?”
- “Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes.”
- “(Heavy sigh)”
- “My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain’t around when that day comes.”
- “No sir!”
- “Nothing sir, nothing.”
- “Yo, hey!”
- “Come on, come on, come on.”
- “Mahalo, motherfu—”
- “What the hell is that?”
- “Sir.”
- “Roger, Echo 1-1.”
- “Box 24. Ready to fire.”
- “India 3-7, locked.”
- “Sir, we’re hot over here. We’re good to go, let’s light ‘em up.”
- “Tango 1-9, loaded.”
- “Whiskey 2-5.”
- “Negative, sir, it’s moving all over the place. I can’t get a line on it.”
- “Sucker’s really jumping around.”
- “40 minutes sir.”
- “Contact is seven minutes out and closing fast.”
- “Contact two miles out.”
- “Contact ETA 21 seconds.”
- “Boom.”
- “Yeah!”
- “Get up!”
- “Let’s go!”
- “Go, go, go!”
- “Yes, sir.”
- “Oh yes sir.”
- “Awesome.”
- “Sir, we’ll be in weapons range in 5 minutes.”
- “Aimed at target.”
- “Sir, that’s the wrong direction!”
- “Sir.”
- “Coordinates.”
- “Elevation.”
- “Come on, take the picture, Beast.”
- “Navy!”
- “Come on, Hopper!”
- “Look dapper!”
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”During a section of the speech on virtue, Williams explained that he feels the bitter partisanship of American politics inhibits effective government. “Our politics are broken,” he said. “Remember, there’d be no constitution in this country without compromise. We wouldn’t have been formed without compromise. Going without compromise makes you a highly principled person, but it can often lead us to a government that is not attuned to the needs of the people.
Andrew Kirell, Mediaite,”NBC’s Brian Williams Tells College Grads ‘Our Politics Are Broken”, 5/21/2012.
I can’t disagree with this. The nation’s politics have gotten more selfish, because people have become more threatened and desperate to keep their influence. In fact, I’ve sworn off ever running for public office. You are not allowed within this political climate to have your own ideas or thoughts, or to compromise to work toward a common good. Why would anyone other than the most megalomaniacal of us want to run for office in this climate?
(Source: mediaite.com)
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”To truly love something, you have to know its flaws and hope against hope that things can always get better. Sometimes, they actually do.
Mr. Sobell, Television Without Pity, March 14, 2008
(Source: televisionwithoutpity.com)
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Letters To Spam Mail
I’m starting to find these funnier and funnier, now. I’m going to try something out…
Hi to you!
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage [link removed—vc] You are my life, my breath, my everything! I will love you as long as the stars light up the heaven, as long as the sun wipes away the darkness of the night and touches the earth with loving warmth. I often close my eyes and imagine how sweet your lips are as they swear that you love me and promise that you are mine, make me a happy for forever, because I live for love, my love for you.
let us talk and find out
Julian SDear Julian S:
I am your life, breath, and everything already? This sounds like the letter you’d write after about the third date, where there’s a clear demarcation of progress in the relationship. How am I all of this to you, and I haven’t talked to you yet? What am I, The Biebs? You’re going to pledge all of this devotion to me, and not talk to me about it beforehand?
I can’t foreswear my undying love and devotion to some spambot I just met 10 minutes ago…and what’s the guarantee that you don’t run off with my credit card info and sell it on the Black Market? I mean, the running off I can understand; it’s happened before. I just don’t want to hear about an iron purchase at some Costco on the other side of the continental divide.
Anyway, it’s a no. Sorry about that.
All due respect,
vcthree
Likes
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No seriously. I’m effing married. #weddingitup (Taken with instagram)
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Our minister… @lizzwinstead #weddingitup (Taken with instagram)
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ifyourestillbreathingspellitout:
I will not be silent. :3
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